Charlie or Charles Johnson

Mere bare men: I was not endowed with wellhung penis, so I can't have healthy, socially desirable sex. I won't be available in this life. Because of this, I hate my life, and in the Bible's New Testament, in the Book of John 12:25, the scripture says "...he who hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal," meaning in Heaven they will make me wellhung immediately, so the kingdom of Heaven is at hand for me to avail myself of when I pass on of normal old age natural causes..........I might cite The Bible when I need support, but I am not a choir boy, and as proof of that, I once purchased a national men's mag at a gas station in South Charlotte, NC in 1970 that had a fiction article excerpt that said "I dig dope, and I dig sex," also I purchased a national men's mag in the late 70's or early to mid 80's, I think the one with the 8 page centerfold, that had a non-fiction article with an excerpt by porn star Beverly Morris in which she said "big dicks are prime," so I don't speak choir boy language