Straddling the loo a mile high on a plane to piss directly onto my phone!

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I finally remembered to take my phone to the loo with me so you can see my hairy pussy releasing some golden nectar. Sadly, it was after nearly nine hours of flying! Mind you, after being on the road for 24 hours I wasn't exactly the most hydrated as I normally am cos I couldn't carry 10L of drink with me on top of my 73kg of luggage Vs my body 60.2kg, nor could I afford that much liquid at an airport! And then when I was fully moist inside my body, I was so tired I just forgot… SORRY! Hopefully I made up for it by putting my phone down the toilet and pissing directly in to it?! Hooray for getting a new phone and needing to get a new, somewhat ‘Rachel-proof' waterproof case to protect it! So now I can put my phone inside the loo and piss directly on it! Or indeed wherever! Doesn't have to be the toilet after all! It's just being on a plane, my options were very limited!

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